ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
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