Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
