She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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