the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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