Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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