yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
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the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
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I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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