So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
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I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
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when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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