We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
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amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
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You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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