you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
