im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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