I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
bring money and cleavage
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Are we still banned from the library?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
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