So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
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Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
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We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
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