i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
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He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
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woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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