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• (616): View more from Michigan

  And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  sorry about calling you the devil all night.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.

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  It's definitely revenge time.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.

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