Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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