just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
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votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
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Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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