I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
My vagina is officially offended.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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