Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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