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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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