put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Randomize