she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
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making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
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I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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