OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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