I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
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someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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