we have officially lost it.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
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I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
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I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
is it fun? or sober?
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