I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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