Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
Randomize
