i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
