you would pick up someone in the library
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
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normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
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I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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