Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
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He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
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Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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