Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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