Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
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You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
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I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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