Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
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on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
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We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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