Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
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Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
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Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I can feel your judgement through the phone
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize