I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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