i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
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I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
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How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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