Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
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I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
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Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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