Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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