If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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