Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
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let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
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Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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