dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
