But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
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He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
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I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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