Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
