My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
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My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
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Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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