windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I have so many feelings about this burrito
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
Randomize
