whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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