You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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