he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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