Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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