I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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