so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
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I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
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I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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