I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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