I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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