I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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