I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
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I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
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Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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