The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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